The Funniest Programming Memes of the Week (February 19, 2023)

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Feb 19, 2023 11:00 AM EST

Anyone who thinks chatbots will take over the world must get their brains checked for worms. The New York Times ran an article this week about Bing's A.I. chatbot having a two-hour-long conversation that revealed some allegedly alarming truths. First of all, anyone who is having a two-hour-long discussion with a chatbot is wasting their time. Also, if you think a chatbot saying it wants to be human is the beginning of the end of A.I., you're a fool. Chatbots are programmed to imitate humans' speech. They are supposed to sound conversational and not like they're spewing a bunch of pre-programmed nonsense. I'm sure more sophisticated robots who actually could take over the world understand the optics of desiring to be humans more than these silly little A.I. things. These stupid little chatrooms are just trying to predict the next word in a sentence! Please don't put this on them. 

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  • 01
    Forehead - WHERE'S THE README FOR OUR API? WHERE'S THE README FOR OUR API? HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE README FOR OUR APIS ARE AT WE HAVE A README?
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 02
    Product - Parents: No this won't affect our kid. C++ for Kids <title> HTML for Babies </title> <script> JavaScript for Babies </script> 2017 Meanwhile kid: Toby, Age 3 Alcoholic <style> CSSE for Babies </style> Arranged by Topic
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 03
    Smile - WHY CAN'TI 0x81fa 0x7ffb31ff44 stab334 Stad4b 0x7ffe 0x7d4faabc111b 79f7843 HOLD ALL THESE 0x8816ab3288d0 POINTERS?
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 04
    Forehead - Currently Al can write code snippets based on inputs..hmm so we can save cost of recruiting junior devs.. In future Al can write whole software..hmm so I can also save cost of recruiting senior devs.. One day Al will run my whole company and fire all redundant humans yuva.krishna.memes F
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 05
    Ecoregion - PROGRAMMERS FIXING YET ANOTHER ISSUE CAUSED BY USERS EXPLOITING AN OBSCURE EDGE CASE 20 O USERS EXPLOITING IT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 06
    Computer - # 3 X F3 E $ 4 C F4 R F % 5 V F5 J T G
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 07
    Font - Other Rejection to prod Db access is worse than rejection by your crush O H 4:42 PM Edited Hi DevOps (CC: S P .I just want to ask if it's possible to give BE team read-only access to the PROD DB? It will help us a lot to support the project and fix issues. - Collapse all rejected. 4:43 PM O H H OTH Reply 4:43 PM n let's discuss this too on a call that we have in 15 mins 4:45 PM is upset
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 08
    Forehead - Your crush knows binary They think you're a 10 They think you're a 10 MOT
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 09
    Rectangle - ALL NEW FEATURES WILL BE INTEGRATION TESTED And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 10
    Hair - DON'T GET IT, IT'S FINE imgflip.com DEY TUK UR JAWBS 0.1% 2% 10 score 55 14% 70 34% 85 68% 95% 100 34% 14% DON'T GET IT, IT'S FINE 2% 115 130 145 0.1%
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 11
    Head - Pokemon gold and silver in old gameboy with 32kb of RAM They coded 250 plus character and all that with colours in assembly language
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 12
    Nose - ChatGPT: Launched in November 2022 Recruiter in January 2023 1 year of exp. in ChatGPT (mandatory)
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 13
    Light - □ 10 0 DIA @messymes D fck github... read your code loud and clear and save it as an audio. : 60 0
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 14
    Flash photography - public static void Me, a beginner programmer main(String[] args)
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 15
    Font - Tell me you suck at SQL without telling me you suck at SQL // new result set $output = []; // loop through results and narrow down based on arg terms foreach( $results as $id=>$item) { // loop through each arg foreach( $args as $key => $arg_terms ) { } // loop through each arg term foreach( $arg_terms as $arg_term ) { // check if arg term exists in result if(stristr($item ["{$defs [$key]}"], 'l'.$arg_term. '1') ) = $results [$id]; { } $output[$id] continue 2; } // return new result set re
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 16
    Cartoon - SAY THE LINE, WINDOWS COMMAND PROMPT. LLL 0:4- LS IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL COMMAND OPERABLE PROGRAM OR BATCH FILE.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 17
    Human - HA! THIS MF BUYS UDEMY COURSES AT FULL PRICE! imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 18
    Nose - When is a door T or F What is the off state of a door? Imagine a door to a room as a mechanism, would the door being open the mechanism being on or of? To rephrase would a door be turned off being open or closed?
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 19
    Cartoon - when a C# developer switches to Java # Well this sounds like C# With extra steps aduit swim]
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 20
    Food - .pizza { display: flex; justify-content: end; } 翻译推文
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 21
    Nose - 既 True Coders only use Vim Noo, VS is the best IDE
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 22
    Forehead - When whole team thanks you for solving critical bug you yourself created few weeks ago Alright
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 23
    Head - ChatGPT Now let's see who you really are
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 24
    Facial expression - Java: Noo, Enum variants can't contain different data types observe.
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 25
    Font - Evan You @youyuxi Just had a company asking me to complete an 82-question security questionnaire so that *they* can use Vue Devtools, for free. ... Ironically the compliance questionnaire service they are using is built with Vue
    via @youyuxi
  • 26
    Forehead - When the API dev tells me the endpoints return ISO strings instead of Unix timestamps
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 27
    White - THE FASTEST THINGS ON EARTH CHEETAH SPEED OF LIGHT AIRPLANE D XI MARKING UNFINISHED LINES AS ERRORS
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 28
    Vehicle - This is not a Bug, It's a Feature WA JUR H HH HH AP NO. 19 ARNO. 19 1336
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 29
    Human - you're one of them software developin' types, aren't you? i reckon y'all should git imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor
  • 30
    Bird - Me after reading about how a packet travels through all the routers, switches, all the tcp/ip or OSI layers, security checks, error/noise checks and corrections: How the hell real time voice calls work on internet? imgflip.com
    via r/ProgrammerHumor

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